neutral_spree (neutral_spree) wrote,

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maybe if i lay low, love will fall around my door

this is reminiscent of googlism:

1) Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
"leslie needs to bare a little more in order for her talent to shine"
(which, by the by, was a comment about leslie feist :])

2) Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
"leslie looks like she is having too much fun"

3) Type in "[your name] likes" in Google search:
"leslie likes to tease me, and sometimes i take it to heart but can't say no"

4) Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
"leslie says goodbye to cigarettes"

5) Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
"leslie wants to be interviewed and documented"

6) Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
"leslie does lil wayne"

7) Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
"leslie hates having allergies, dammit"

8) Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:
"leslie goes to kindergarten in september"

9) Type in "[your name] loves" in Google search:
"leslie loves them on flickr"

10) Type in "[your name] has" in Google search:
"leslie has temporarily withdrawn from the business management of the six magazines which she has controlled for a number of years"

in truth:
1) leslie needs: sleep, that beautiful michael kors purse, a pedicure, and a big spoon.
2) leslie looks: like sleepy hell.
3) leslie likes: kissing people after the bars close, point blank, and always will.
4) leslie says: "i know, right?" and "seriously" way too often.
5) leslie wants: whillock to change her grade from a "b" to an "a."
6) leslie does: like her 100 calorie packs and magnificent new cocktail concoction.
7) leslie hates: that she has physical therapy three times a week until forever.
8) leslie goes: to spiral diner like three times a week, and sometimes more.
9) leslie loves: spring/summer weather & falling asleep to perfectly fitting music.
10) leslie has: to wake up in 5 hours and is staying up for absolutely no reason.
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